This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Growth comes at a price and you can't afford it.
TAURUS
In exactly 493 seconds, things will be better or worse.
GEMINI
Brother, look behind you and walk sideways for that is the way to where you want to be.
CANCER
Met a good man last night, was it you?
LEO
Oval shaped offices and oak wood desks, sprinkled orange zest.
VIRGO
Night falls over and trips on dawn, where is the sun?!
LIBRA
Elon Musk has a crazy idea and he needs you.
SCORPIO
Your hands are dirty and your soap is slow. What do?
SAGITTARIUS
Picture yourself in a coat with a shiver.
CAPRICORN
Leave me today but if you come running back, I'll still be here because you are awesome.
AQUARIUS
Equations are like genders, equal on each side.
PISCES
So you think you can prance? Not in those heels.
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