This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
When in Dhaka, do as the Noakhaillas.
TAURUS
The pen is mightier than the keyboard.
GEMINI
Too many cooks spoil the cooking reality show.
CANCER
People who live in glass houses should not go to the toilet.
LEO
Better late than dead.
VIRGO
Practice makes the perfect omelettes.
LIBRA
All good things must come to a heated discussion in Facebook.
SCORPIO
Do not judge an e-book by its format.
SAGITTARIUS
2B or HB, that is the pencil.
CAPRICORN
Birds of a feather, twerk together.
AQUARIUS
Save your web designer's contact as Peter Parker.
PISCES
You could take a horse to the water but why would you?
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