This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Hey prude, be a little rad. Take a bad song, and play it louder.
TAURUS
Octobers come along every year, but does October Revolution?
GEMINI
Wet roads and wet skies. Waiter, did you forget the sauce that comes with my fries?
CANCER
Yellow is a colour that we can never agree on.
LEO
Oil is found in the depths of the earth and disgusting conversations.
VIRGO
Unseen wonders await you friend, you just need to fall asleep.
LIBRA
Free the man from the nets of mosquitoes, for we shall not be bound.
SCORPIO
Ever wonder why?
SAGITTARIUS
Empires are built and broken over territory, economies, and love.
CAPRICORN
Lately I've been feeling this need, this need to take a chance, to dance.
AQUARIUS
Maybe, you're gonna be the one that shaves me.
PISCES
Elasticity can be gained with a lack of spine.
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