This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Inter galactic communication is happening right now, through this magazine.
TAURUS
Never say never is a paradox.
GEMINI
Fearful as I might be, I will do this.
CANCER
I have you. And you are not good.
LEO
November brain masala at Star Kabab is to die for.
VIRGO
Ill gotten are the ideas that come from brain masala storming at Star Kabab.
LIBRA
Timothy, have you seen my new shirt? It says, "Brain Masala."
SCORPIO
Yawn, sweet prince, you have earned it.
SAGITTARIUS
Water is what the next world war will be fought over and also what they drink after it's over.
CAPRICORN
Apathy is the millennial's greatest weapon, after brain masala.
AQUARIUS
Robust joke making will get you places. Bad places, but it will get you there.
PISCES
Spicy brain masala is not for the light hearted.
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