This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Daedalus was a failed father and that is the lesson from Icarus' story.
TAURUS
Hulk is a footballer, Hulk is a wrestler, Hulk is a superhero. Yes.
GEMINI
Amidst great confusion there is a calm presence of someone who was late.
CANCER
Kwazy Cupcakes was once a dream, until it became a reality.
LEO
A man, a woman, and a child walk into a restaurant. What a beautiful family!
VIRGO
Charlie, that's not moist enough.
LIBRA
Oranges will be missed in Russia this June.
SCORPIO
Lo and behold, happiness has arrived.
SAGITTARIUS
Lobster, mobster, and a very famous Rockstar.
CAPRICORN
Euler gave us a meme, now it's your turn, Ramanujan.
AQUARIUS
Giraffes are magnificent, as are short people.
PISCES
Enter a number between 7 and 67.
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