This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Deep quotes are dead.
TAURUS
Believing is sleeping while singing.
GEMINI
The iPods aren't there anymore.
CANCER
There's a storm coming, Mr. Bane.
LEO
6 cups of tea a day is breaking you.
VIRGO
That which is small isn't really small.
LIBRA
It's actually big.
SCORPIO
Are you ready to vibe?
SAGITTARIUS
Are you ready to vibe?
CAPRICORN
There's beautiful cheese where you can't see.
AQUARIUS
French toast can't solve your problems.
PISCES
Waffles are a mistake.
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