This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Ill made is the happiness that is made selling contraband, like sweet smiles.
TAURUS
Arnaud Ferrier has been a stellar rightback for me in my career mode save.
GEMINI
Mount Everest is tall, but is it as tall as your slightly taller younger sibling?
CANCER
So, so you think you can sell? Tan to someone pale?
LEO
Oysters are my world.
VIRGO
Hillary wasn't hilarious. Or was she?
LIBRA
Iberian dreams are sweet, silvery, and Spanish.
SCORPIO
Gibraltar is not included in the Iberian dreams.
SAGITTARIUS
Howling into the night, the dogs are heard when people say, "Swag!"
CAPRICORN
Nightfall comes when night falls, and it makes sense.
AQUARIUS
Orthodontists treat a part of the body that I can't remember, but I do remember Orthodontist.
PISCES
Walter is tar on the wall.
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