This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
No means no but maybe can mean no too.
TAURUS
Warlocks are real if you believe in vampires.
GEMINI
Can you see your twin in the mirror or is it your twin's twin?
CANCER
Diet control cannot include diet coke.
LEO
Swimming is a must, walking is optional.
VIRGO
Girls think you are too girly but what do they know?
LIBRA
Mornings are good for whaling.
SCORPIO
Bugs should never be trusted.
SAGITTARIUS
If you were brave, you would know it.
CAPRICORN
Goats are a man's best friend.
AQUARIUS
Buckets are good for health.
PISCES
Water your plants but water your heart too.
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