This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Tea is best served chilled. Chillies can be tasty.
TAURUS
Don't use your soap as a mic in the shower. Just for this week.
GEMINI
The sum of all your worries is a number that is imaginary.
CANCER
Is it even an image if it isn't 3D?
LEO
Go for a short trip to your local bakery. Ask for leftover bread.
VIRGO
Your wish to become a stand-up comic is the real joke here.
LIBRA
Do you remember your old friends, xylem and phloem?
SCORPIO
I once asked someone the time. He said it was bad.
SAGITTARIUS
Take this free advice. Advices can be confusing.
CAPRICORN
Khichuri is more than just yellow rice; it is yellow rice and daal.
AQUARIUS
Look for a job. But become a musician at the end.
PISCES
There is no point fighting over little things. Find something your own size.
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