‘Relatively civilised, white’ journo wants passports abolished; says skin colour enough verification

The CBS-BS Senior Foreign Correspondent, who claimed Iraq and Afghanistan are not civilised and can expect to be in wars, Charles Gate, called on world leaders to abolish passports saying skin colour is enough verification to allow the "relatively civilised," with brown eyes and blue hair, to enter.  

The comments came while Charles Gate was speaking to reporters about his recent comments on a Friday CBS-BS broadcast. "If a fresh piece of paper falls to the ground, what happens? It turns brown! It's not fresh anymore," Charles said.

He also added, "Just stamp the damn skin, it's as white and fresh as any verification papers. It's white, it has no criminal record! You are all journalists here; you must have wondered why Western passports have more value than other countries? Add 2 + 2, you'll get why. Just imagine the short immigration queues!"

Upon further questioning by the reporters present, Charles clarified, "Do you just pick that brown paper up from the ground and go home? No! You save as many fresh, white pages that's left. This is simple logic! This is what we have to do now, and not think about who or what we didn't save in Kabul.

"World leaders should open their eyes to the truth: Either you're white and pure, or you're brown and fell from grace. The world is complex; the logic is simple," he said.