This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.

This Week's Horrorscope

This Week's Horrorscope

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.

This Week's Horrorscope

This Week's Horrorscope

This Week's Horrorscope

Sundays are the best of the worst.

This Week's Horrorscope

Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.

This Week's Horrorscope

Sundays are the best of the worst.

This Week's Horrorscope

Your feet are always the ones that smell. Should you do something about it? Meh.