ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.
This Week's Horrorscope
Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.
I like roses that don't bloom.
Don't act like you don't like avocados.
You should visit your mom more often.
ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.
Your feet are always the ones that smell. Should you do something about it? Meh.