This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
I don't know your name.
TAURUS
Surely you're joking Mr. Feynman.
GEMINI
I like 0.6 mm ball point pens.
CANCER
Cotton is the way to go.
LEO
Drink water and then drink some more water.
VIRGO
Laughing at people is alright as long as people can laugh at you too.
LIBRA
The bluest shade of blue is my favourite shade of blue.
SCORPIO
Rushing is never a good idea.
SAGITTARIUS
Sunshine is your best friend.
CAPRICORN
Don't you have go to a party?
AQUARIUS
I eat chips like there is no tomorrow.
PISCES
Red is the colour of blood and also the colour of your eyes.
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