THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
Aries
Are you Usain Bolt? Because you might need to run away from your problems this week.
Taurus
Two words. Suicide Squad. Think you can handle what the critics couldn't?
Gemini
Word just in. You will not win an Olympic Gold medal.
Cancer
Contrary to last week, you may have a burger this time, provided your favourite burger joint hasn't been taken down yet.
Leo
So, this Trump situation isn't getting any better, eh?
Virgo
This weekend will bring you prosperity in the name of Stranger Things.
Libra
Be a Lannister; pay all your debts.
Scorpio
Don't be the Cursed Child of Harry Potter. Be his best friend instead.
Sagittarius
Verify the "news" before sharing it, especially if it comes from random online portals.
Capricorn
Collect your debts from the Libras.
Aquarius
Just cheer for Mahfuzur & Sonia from Team Bangladesh in the Olympic swimming events, you water people!
Pisces
It's okay to be broke. This will give you some perspective. Learn to appreciate bhaat & daal.
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