THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
Aries
Bet on whether England will actually come to play. There's a 50% chance you'll win.
Taurus
Take my word for it – you must avoid goru'r haat.
Gemini
Have some seasonal fruits.
Cancer
If you could move things with your mind, would you like to move it move it?
Leo
Be a little more humble, like Gaten Matarazzo from Stranger Things.
Virgo
Seriously, your earthquake jokes on Facebook aren't funny. Earthquakes aren't funny.
Libra
Thou shall not get thy desired courses this semester.
Scorpio
I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Sagittarius
You should probably watch some classic movies, or binge on Harry Potter.
Capricorn
Beat the heat, give us an ice cream treat.
Aquarius
Maybe it's a good thing you didn't go to Cox's Bazar.
Pisces
If Hero Alom can make it big, you can too.
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