THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
Aries
Bakorkhani with doi is a fine combination for lunch.
Taurus
What do you call a colour that is light black?
Gemini
I have a friend whose head resembles a Malteser. Do you?
Cancer
One day the number of youth organisations will be more than the number of youths.
Leo
There is no way you're getting an Oscar this year.
Virgo
Start calling your mother "Progenitor". She will happily make you khichuri.
Libra
Hair tonics are not meant to be ingested. Grow up.
Scorpio
Next time you play charades, act out "Zeitgeist".
Sagittarius
Daler Mehndi translates to Lentil's Henna. Think about it.
Capricorn
Search for That Wikipedia List. You will be surprised.
Aquarius
I cannot write my own horoscope.
Pisces
The sum of all your pieces is 41.
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