THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
Aries
You will finally meet your match at Level 6, Bashundhara City.
Taurus
Spotlight in 2016. Moonlight in 2017. Do you see a trend?
Gemini
Ever ask yourself why most Post-It notes are yellow?
Cancer
Naming your child with only first names will bring you good luck.
Leo
Asking for extra mayonnaise makes you a gentleman.
Virgo
How many times did the umpire give a wrong decision? "For the umpteenth time."
Libra
Start a revolution from your kitchen. #BrowniesSoBrown
Scorpio
Think of a number. Multiply by 3. Add half of it. Divide by Ed Sheeran.
Sagittarius
Why panic when there is a marked door for the fire to exit? Pfft.
Capricorn
Listen to the third song from our Mixtape. It was written for you.
Aquarius
It is often said that the most sonorous element is the Harmonium.
Pisces
What did the King say to his newborn daughter? "Wish you were heir."
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