THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
Aries
Find the true meaning of the phrase "Enter the Dragon".
Taurus
Vote for Rush Hour 3 as the best movie in the last 100 years.
Gemini
Share homemade cookies with thy neighbours.
Cancer
Go on a survey and list every item of the brand "Sport".
Leo
This week will be especially good to you. Your mother's returning from vacation.
Virgo
What makes your fingers stick more – oil or glue? Go figure.
Libra
There's no place like Rome. There's no place like Rome.
Scorpio
Send your CV to hubbahubba@live.com. A great future awaits.
Sagittarius
If your dad asked you to get lost, he probably meant it.
Capricorn
Every newspaper office employs a midget with a goatee. Are you one?
Aquarius
Don't try this at home.
Pisces
Watermelons are berries. Do not lose hope.
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