This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
A water bottle today will grow into a water tank tomorrow.
TAURUS
Tissue papers evolve into towels.
GEMINI
Watches evolve into grandfather clocks.
CANCER
I cry when you decide to pry.
LEO
Magnificent cat, some day you will turn into a tiger.
VIRGO
Dear tyre, one day you will become a stadium.
LIBRA
Bees evolve into giant killer machines.
SCORPIO
You will evolve into a gigantic...disappointment.
SAGITTARIUS
Turn your fork into a trident.
CAPRICORN
The small elephant will become a big elephant.
AQUARIUS
Can we break hair instead of breaking our hearts?
PISCES
Keep your knives to yourself.
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