This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
There is no way my brudda.
TAURUS
I would introduce you to the queen but I need to search for de commanda.
GEMINI
Somebody touch-a ma spaghett!
CANCER
I don't get the deal with Tide pods.
LEO
Bad juju will overcome you if you do not modify your Growbox.
VIRGO
If you spot an ugly cat, run away.
LIBRA
Not too sure if you should actually drink water.
SCORPIO
If you kno de wae, please show me as well.
SAGITTARIUS
Do not wear a Toy Story hat, Andy.
CAPRICORN
I am not sure how a goat can do a backflip.
AQUARIUS
Three little bears went to a forest. The rest is spaghetti.
PISCES
I hear voices in my head, they counsel me they understand.
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