Bangla films have a strange reputation. But when you come to think of it, the questionable Dhallywood films have the uncanny ability to lighten up a bad mood. After all, we deserve bits of wild imagination and alternate universes sometimes.

YOUR PROSPECTIVE SOULMATE

Regardless of the fact that you get roasted all the time by your friends when your crush comes around, after the right dosage of a Bangla chhayachhobi, you might develop the confidenceand think that you have a chance with them. Come on, after watching the heroines fall for a raging city don who wears pink lipstick, or someone who can make a hole in the ground by stomping on it whilst knowing the current state of our sewage system, you're still going to have better chances, don't you think?

THE HEADLESS CHICKEN DANCE MOVES

There are times when we want to be alone – (a) when we are in the depths of our despair, and (b) when we are happy to the point of dancing. That's because, at our happiest, our brain goes haywire, and as the music starts, we become the dancers we never knew we were. However, if you have ever caught yourself in the mirror and felt like an idiot, don't give yourself a hard time. Just remember the times the protagonists enter a romantic dance number. One look at the scene and you'll start to feel like a professional dancer, because even on national television, happiness knows no limits; it also does not know choreography but who knows, love in the air may cause allergic reactions that cause the actors to dance this way.

THE MAKEUP

Do you feel bad because even after watching numerous tutorials, you do not know the exact sequence of how cosmetics are used? Well, as clichéd as it may be, chin up, and walk out with pride, because the makeup expertise reflecting on the cinema screens are evidence of how the most important things in life do not involve using concealer in the right way. On a different note, even before you think you can pull off a very conspicuous red toupee with yellow eye shadow, remember that you cannot give Lady Gaga a run for her money. 

THE OUTFITS

Down memory lane, are there pictures of you wearing neon pink pants? Or of the out of place emo hair style that hid half of your face? However it may have looked, and whatever it may have been, please know that you learned from your mistakes, and that you're on the right track. Pledge your sympathies to the villains of the film so that  even they find the correct way of dressing out of  the most awkward costumes once they get out of jail at the end of the movies. God help us if someone then makes a spin-off to it called "Keeping up with Kallu Mastan".