Which Taylor Swift are you?
Tag yourselves.
THE "TEARDROPS ON MY GUITAR" TAYLOR
Even though you're in your 20s, you will forever be that love struck 13 year old who writes vague statuses about love and heartbreaks on Facebook. All your 500+ word statuses are dedicated towards a mysterious crush and you even took up writing fiction because you think your heartache has opened a creative door in your brain. But, it really hasn't.
THE "MEAN" SWIFT
This is the person who tells you to "get a real job like mine" and "you can never reach my level", when you comment, "Your previous videos used to be funnier" underneath their YouTube video. In short, the "Mean" Swift is anyone who is unable to take constructive criticism, especially, when it's right. So, that makes a generous population of this planet fall under this category.
THE "I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE" TAYLOR
This is the naive young girl who falls for this one Dhanmondi boy who always seems to be hanging around by the lake with his biker boys' gang. You knew what he was before you got yourself into this. So, shame on you now!
THE "I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER" TAYLOR
This is your neighbourhood Romeo who sends you pictures of his cut wrist spelling either his love interest's name or the word "jaaneman". He sends you love letters allegedly written with his blood, butfor some reason the "blood" smells a lot like the watercolour that you bought when you were 10 and wanted to be a painter. He further swears that he can never live without you but after you reject him, you still find him alive and well.
THE "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO" TAY
All our moms turn into the "Look what you made me do" Taylor after they accidentally break something and then try and shift the blame to you. After all, the accident only occurred because of all the stress that you cause her. So, by default it's your doing.
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