A Detox Supplement Review

My journey into detoxification and self-discovery began when one night, this woman on the TV enlightened me that in order to detoxify your body, you must take Extra Nut Detoxing Supplements, because your liver is just as lazy as you at its job. To make sure it wasn't a scam, I checked up on it online, only to find out that it has earned kudos from literally every user.

TotallyNotAFakeProfile wrote, "This product is amazing! It cleans your whole body from the inside and removes parasites from both your colon and brain. I've been using it for two months and I love the results!"

AlexaPlayDespacito wrote, "Extra Nut Detoxing Supplements are made with 100% natural nuts that gets the bad stuff out of your body. If you don't love yourself, this is the perfect remedy!"

Impressed, I called Eurasian Ground Shop and immediately placed my order. It took four working days for them to deliver, but I must mention, the wait was worth it. The packaging looked exactly like what it looked on the TV: a white container with its name written in red bold letters. The description said, "An all-in-one detox containing a mixture of beneficial nuts and some herbs and, this will cleanse your internal system and eliminate every toxin. The tablets are easy to swallow. After four weeks of usage, clothes might become loose around the stomach area due to elimination of waste."

Nothing pleased me more than the fact that these pills were also going to clean my stomach. I never paid attention in my Biology classes, but I was finally getting some hold of it. The packaging urged me to take four capsules every day and drink 8-10 glasses of water. I never usually drank that many glasses of water but I started doing it for the supplement's sake.

Within two days, my clothes started feeling looser around my waist, just like the packaging had promised. My skin started glowing like a nebula. All the pimple marks disappeared, and my pores started shrinking. At the end of a week, my skin was so smooth and poreless that it looked like molded plastic. I swear even Kim Kardashian would have been jealous of me. My skin even appeared lighter, and I stopped judging people because of how it cleaned all the parasites inside my brain. I started loving myself more, and my depression seemed so subside.

It's been a month I have been using these detox supplements, and the results are absolutely magical. I don't need any cosmetics to enhance my skin, I don't need to demean others to feel better about myself, and I don't need to follow a diet to lose weight. Thus, if you want to make this world a better place, buy Extra Nut Detoxing Supplements for everyone instead of wasting your money on actually useful things.

Zarin Rayhana is a confused soul with 13 different personalities, trying to figure out which one is the real her. Send her dank memes and French poetry at facebook.com/zarinrayhana.n