Office psychiatrist says the minion should take up painting to relieve excess stress.
Files have been piling up for three days now. Where's this minion? Find him now and fire him!
One of the minions looks worse than half-day-old canteen food. Why won't he take a sick leave?
Holographic CV. Impeccable grammar. Sorry, we're looking for someone willing to work for very little.
Minions have been tagging The Bossman on Facebook and sending email links all day. All that to get his attention and approval.