Which Hogwarts house do you belong to?

1. You see a redhead wearing hand me downs. What do you do?

a. You befriend him

b. You tell (a) that he is making friends "with the wrong sort"

c. Everyone is your friend

d. You're too smart for this

2. Your best friend's sister gets kidnapped by a talking, magical diary and taken into the Chamber of Secrets. What do you do?

a. March down there in a shining armour (school robes and with no magical skill whatsoever) and defeat the beast residing in the Chamber of Secrets (HOW?)

b. You are BFFs with the Heir of Slytherin

c. Why can't everyone just get along?

d. You go read a book

3. If you were in Hogwarts now, what would you be doing?

a. Defeating evil

b. Creating evil

c. Making lots of friends

d. Reading a book

e. Yelling at all the students for having fun and creating a mess because you're a sad, old man who owns a cat (-1 point)

4. Which pet would you bring with you to Hogwarts?

a. A Hippogriff to show off your bravery

b. A Dementor sponsored by your rich father

c. You don't believe in keeping pets - animals are your friends

d. A book

5. What is your favourite spell?

a. Expelliarmus!

b. "My father will hear about this"

c. Accio Butterbeer

d. You know every spell

e. You despise all things magical (-2 points)

6. Your all time favourite movie is:

a. Brave

b. Resident Evil

c. Pursuit of Happyness

d. Real intellectuals read books, okay?

7. If you could choose any one of the Deathly Hallows, which one would you choose?

a. The Elder Wand - to fight and be more arrogant than you already were

b. The Elder Wand - to become the strogest one in the kingdom and make everyone kneel before you

c.You're more interested in spreading love and peace

d. No Deathly Hallows for me, thanks; just a good book will do 

8. Which animal do you identify the most with?

a. A Griffin

b. A Snake

c. A Badger

d. An Eagle

9. You get your OWL results. What are your grades?

a. Moderate grades in all subjects except in Defence Against the Dark Arts where you have an Outstanding

b. Moderate grades in all subjects except in Dark Arts where you have an Outstanding

c. Moderate grades in all subjects

d. Outstanding in all your subjects because you've been reading all those books (Good job!) 

10. Just like the Sorting Hat, I will also take into account what house you associate yourself the most with:

a. Gryffindor (10 points)

b. Slytherin (20 points)

c. Hufflepuff (30 points)

d. Ravenclaw (40 points)

Now, go back and count your points.

10 points: You have been sorted into Gryffindor.

20 points: You have been sorted into Slytherin.

30 points: You have been sorted into Hufflepuff.

40 points: You have been sorted into Ravenclaw.

-1 point: Yer a Squib, Potter.

-2 points: Hogwarts has no place for Muggles. 

Tasnim Odrika is having an existential crisis at the moment and doesn't really know who she is anymore. Send her compliments at odrika_02@yahoo.com