HORRORSCOPE

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Sundays are the best of the worst.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Deep quotes are dead.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Call me an ophthalmologist but I think your eyes are beautiful.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Guavas and Apples every day, doctors riot.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Daedalus was a failed father and that is the lesson from Icarus' story.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Limping men are likely to have been hurt, unless they're method actors.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Telephones and later, jelly cones.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Inter galactic communication is happening right now, through this magazine.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Sporadic bouts of sadness lead to a healthy lifestyle.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Give me your money for you will only waste it.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Hey prude, be a little rad. Take a bad song, and play it louder.

6y ago