Mahbub Alam Munna

Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control

In an unprecedented twist, the government keeps losing Aandar control while attempting to bring it under control. Aanda, or egg -- whatever people choose to call it doesn’t matter anymore as they are having breakfast without eggs.

3m ago

Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission

When the world is busy inventing and discovering new things, the people of Chapasthan 2.0 are busy coming up with new demands with every passing hour.

3m ago

Hibernating influencers awaken as flood visits Bangladesh

“Please send money to my bKash and Nagad accounts (bKash 01*******, Nagad 01*******),” was how Superstar Kumon, one of the country’s unrivalled social media legends, finally broke his silence on social media since the student movement began.

4m ago

Seeking affordable dates, Bangladeshi opens Tinder account

A man from Basabo has opened a Tinder account after he learned from one of his friends that dates on Tinder and Bumble were more attainable than in the current market.

9m ago

Motivational speakers at a loss after 12th Fail

“As soon as the movie ended, I opened my laptop and applied for BCS at the eleventh hour,” Munna, who recently promised to himself to be a cadre if someone like Shraddha invaded his life like a bolt from the blue, said after being heavily inspired by the movie 12th Fail. 

1y ago

Deshi Christopher Nolan ready with local Oppenheimer to fight against imported Jawan

Whoever thought the battle between Oppenheimer and Barbie was over, is actually living in a fool’s paradise.  

1y ago

Cities that looked like Europe from the sky now looking like the Pacific

Once one of the greatest actors of our galaxy compared the cities of Chapasthan with those of Europe. He was so overawed by the celestial appearance of his country’s cities that he could not resist rating European cities lower. 

1y ago

Comment Warrior Association in disbelief after India’s lunar triumph

The netizens of Bangladesh, the epicenter of social media-based intellectuals, stormed the internet once again following India’s historical astronomical leap.

1y ago
March 6, 2021
March 6, 2021

‘Only upload photos’: Country’s Facebook expert suggests

Unpopular philosopher Choclates once said, “I have nothing to say lest it should fall under any act and thus my act of speaking gets deactivated forever.”

February 20, 2021
February 20, 2021

Bangladesh named Test cricket orientation and rehab centre

Test cricket is one of the most prestigious forms of sport. However, in modern times, it does not enjoy much popularity around the world as the International Cricket Council has not bothered to globalise the sport the way FIFA has been doing for football.

February 6, 2021
February 6, 2021

Noakhali welcomes Aung San Suu Kyi in Bhasanchar

How Suu Kyi lost her power, or whether she has or not, is not the concern at the moment for us, the most hospitable people in the history of the universe.

January 30, 2021
January 30, 2021

‘I cannot speak’, Paddya Bridge admits in a press conference

People, especially politicians, think that a bridge, that costs a huge sum of money, should be able to speak for itself.

January 23, 2021
January 23, 2021

Bangladeshi comment warriors dream of getting higher degree on victim blaming

Victim blaming has become ‘almost an art’ in Bangladesh. Whenever any news portal publishes news of any violence, comment warriors start their war of blaming the victim, especially when the victim is a girl.

January 9, 2021
January 9, 2021

CID to launch ‘Find the perfect bride’ service to curtail bad marriages

Recently, the Couple Investigation Department (CID) arrested a happily married couple for not fitting into the mould of a happily married couple.

January 9, 2021
January 9, 2021

Covid-19 vaccine removes Bangladesh from its friendlist

Covid-19 has drawn all the attention since it broke out in China, or wherever the latest conspiracy places it. Since then, all the countries have been desperately looking for a vaccine, as was Bangladesh. But several fake IDs of vaccines left everyone confused and creating ample scope for catfishing.

January 2, 2021
January 2, 2021

CID to launch ‘Find the perfect bride’ service to curtail bad marriages

Recently, the Couple Investigation Department (CID) arrested a happily married couple for not fitting into the mould of a happily married couple.

December 26, 2020
December 26, 2020

TSC stands for Thirteen-Storey Complex, not Teacher-Student Centre anymore

You might have heard the news that Teacher-Student Centre, popularly known as TSC, is going to entirely be replaced by a multi-storey building. This popular meeting place of students and teachers is going to get a new look and it is all part of the new development plan!

December 12, 2020
December 12, 2020

‘Only female smokers cause environmental pollution’, man finds in a very private research

Smoke from cigarettes causes both health and environmental problems. But a recent research by a Bangladeshi legend has found something new. Man, from Rajshahi,