Osama Rahman

Government offers information streaming service Proper Gander for only 300 BDT per month

The government yesterday declared that not all citizens had the right to information, but they could get it by paying a modest amount.

3y ago

Bill to open up to sympathetic Bangladeshi online media instead of Oprah

“She forced me to take weeklong vacations with an ex-girlfriend. She forced me to spend days on the beach with my ex.”

3y ago

Morally upstanding preacher loves wife so much, he wants two of them

A morally upstanding preacher, who made a name for himself by spewing violent vitriol against more liberal members of his community on a daily basis, yesterday disclosed to the media that he had a side-wife as well.

3y ago

‘Homelessness a great excuse to work harder’

Is it better to stay in a toilet for seven months with four others or is it better to work 10-hour shifts with no toilet breaks?

3y ago

People who ‘managed’ crucial vaccine despite not meeting criteria still proud of themselves

Of all the people who inundated the country’s social media feed with pictures of them getting vaccinated, more than half had not met the criteria, data from a public health watchdog shows.

3y ago

Government employees donate 25% of salary for city’s decorations

Red lights. Green light. Then blue lights. And some yellow lights. It doesn’t matter when the colours stop representing what they are meant to because we don’t have enough of those colours.

3y ago

Country’s image more fragile than male ego? One country finally opens up

Osama Rahman [OR]: We all want to know one thing and I want to get right to the point. Why is your image being tarnished so easily? Do critical words really take away from how far you have come since you were declared a basket case by a racist, mass murderer?

3y ago

Government officially launches The Snitches Club

The Government of Chapasthan officially launched The Snitches Club earlier yesterday. An initiative of the Ministry of Misinformation, the club was inaugurated by the country’s leader, who attended virtually from their official residence.

3y ago
March 10, 2017
March 10, 2017

Ministry of Civil Movements: Think Like Us, Think for Us

Bangladesh took remarkable strides towards a fully fair and functioning democracy by officially inaugurating the brand new Ministry of Civil Movements.

March 5, 2017
March 5, 2017

Super Chef episode 9: A pinky promise made

Ayesha Siddiky, affectionately known as Pinky, opened the mystery box before her, wondering what she could create. The box unveiled

February 26, 2017
February 26, 2017

Super Chef: Episode 7: The Irony of Munim

Ummah Mostafa's Super Chef Class had prepared the participants for a variety of continental cuisine. A prodigious talent and a master

February 24, 2017
February 24, 2017

Fine-Dining with your Family

For years, dining out has been the go-to option for friends and family in the metropolitan city of Dhaka. However, the recent trend has been not only to eat but to live a little lavishly for some, pampering themselves to take respite from the hustle and bustle of daily life.

February 18, 2017
February 18, 2017

The country's biggest culinary competition returns to TV

The 2017 season sees the introduction of Daniel Gomez, a famed chef in the Bangladeshi culinary scene in the judge's

February 17, 2017
February 17, 2017

Don't Police the Police, please

Exasperation. That would be the word best used to describe a Gulshan man's disposition when he realised a cop was demanding 1200

February 3, 2017
February 3, 2017

BREAKING NEWS: Lone GPA 2.5 HSC Student Found

An unbelievable discovery took place yesterday in the capital's traffic-congested streets when a 17-year old girl produced an original HSC certificate which showed that she had gotten an unheard of 2.5 GPA. Reporters, Education Ministers and NGO workers rushed to the spot to verify the truth behind this remarkable news for themselves.

January 3, 2017
January 3, 2017

My Small Thin Deshi Wedding

The era of big fat weddings is finally coming to a close. The millennials are facing the brunt of rising living costs whilst economic

December 9, 2016
December 9, 2016

Mr. Forest, Environment, Minerals and Energy

The Forest Minister at a recent event declared that the tigers could not be kept alive forever.

November 18, 2016
November 18, 2016

Donald Duck: The Duck in Charge of the Free Cartoon World

Amidst an overwhelming outpour of support for former First Lady and the Loser, Shillary Clinton, the failed democrat nominee is now gearing up once again for the third biggest fight of her life, after the latest election debacle and what went down between her and Bill you know when.