ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.
This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.
ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.
ARIES
Sundays are the best of the worst.
Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.
Do you think Harambe was a spy?
Are you Usain Bolt? Because you might need to run away from your problems this week.