HORRORSCOPE

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Sundays are the best of the worst.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

You are not alone.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Would you like to go for a walk?

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

It's cool to like Nickelback now.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Sabre-toothed cats are no more, and we are safe.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Some poets don't know how to write poetry.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Hey, what's your star sign?

5y ago

This week's Horrorscope

Eating spaghetti will get you nowhere.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Liking Game of Thrones cannot be a substitute for having a personality.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Pasta won't help with the relationship problem.

5y ago

This week's horrorscope

Rachel is a good name for a pet cloud.

6y ago