HORRORSCOPE

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Sundays are the best of the worst.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Goth is not a look, it's a lifestyle.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

There is someone from Australia who is thinking about you.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

EDM is the jazz of the 21st century.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Sucking on potatoes will improve your luck.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Hello, is it 2441139, Bella Bose, where is my shawarma?

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Ill made is the happiness that is made selling contraband, like sweet smiles.

6y ago

This week's Horrorscope

If you're really looking into buying that self-help book, you're really not helping yourself.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Saccharin smiles are pretty because sugar causes diabetes.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Cellphones are meant for calling, not for playing Sims.

6y ago

This week's horrorscope

Biopics are fun to watch unless you are myopic and the screen is at a distance.

6y ago