HORRORSCOPE

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Sundays are the best of the worst.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.

5y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

If you jump too much, you won't be able to breathe.

7y ago

THIS WEEK HORRORSCOPE

ARIES

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

You might have a lot of problems, but you can't do anything about them.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Your breath will smell like a freshly mowed lawn.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Bear a child. One must learn the ursine ways of life.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Drink a bottle of liquid chewing gum.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Find the true meaning of the phrase “Enter the Dragon”.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Take two fresh sticks. Now rub them against your cheeks.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Ariel is your spirit animal.

7y ago