ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.
This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.
ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.
ARIES
Sundays are the best of the worst.
Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.
Your peanut will get larger. Make sure to avoid allergic reactions.
Arial is your lucky font today.
Pen pineapple apple- don't.
You will finally meet your match at Level 6, Bashundhara City.
An eleven-headed man will say hi. Don't respond to his advances.
Bakorkhani with doi is a fine combination for lunch.
Please don't go to a university JUST to take selfies.
Can we have a no shoe zone in Dhaka City? Please?
If you're anxious for Valentine's Day, don't be.
If you're coughing, it's best to just swallow honey.