HORRORSCOPE

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Sundays are the best of the worst.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Mix hot water and cold water. You get llamas.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

You ever wonder how llamas always bark?

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Want easy money? Become a motivational speaker.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Let me show you what it means to Sun.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

You are to your family what this December is to all winters, a disappointment.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

You see that female illusionist? Run.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Ditch the cowboy belt buckle. Please.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

The Weeknd's new album is pretty good. Listen to it.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Sticky notes can make fun outfits. Just make 'em extra sticky.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Embrace your kamla side today.

7y ago