HORRORSCOPE

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Sundays are the best of the worst.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.

5y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

7 is your lucky number for everything today.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Don't use Arial font in your assignment tonight.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Never hurt your mute toys.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

One cup of green tea is enough to make you sad.

7y ago

This Week Horrorscope

ARIES

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Pineapple topping on pizza is cool, but I'm better.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Practice some tongue-twisters today. It'll help one day.

8y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

If you sleep the entire Eid day, it's cool as long as you don't brag about it on Facebook.

8y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Bet on whether England will actually come to play. There's a 50% chance you'll win.

8y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Be prepared for an aerial surprise attack from Spiderman.

8y ago