Jean Paul Satire

Nation struggles with newfound freedom of speech

Who would have thought? From the yoke of authoritarianism, where everything you said had to be checked for the presence of words that could anger the powers that be, today, Bangladeshis can say whatever they want to.

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EdTech platforms offer courses on protests and marching

In a move that has left both educators and politicians scratching their heads, EdTech platform 7-Minute Pathshala has launched a new course on organising protests and marches.

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Bangladesh's T20 World Cup: Disappointment guaranteed

Another ICC event is on the horizon, and another horrific month of cricket awaits Bangladeshi fans.

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Athletes stop learning new skills at age 28

Shattering conventional wisdom, a Bangladeshi sports scientist claimed that his new research proves that athletes stop learning as soon as they turn 28.

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Employer refuses to give workers raises because they will get mugged if they have money

A car company has stunned industry insiders with a revolutionary new approach that improves workers’ quality of life and reduces the pressure on company coffers all at once. By refusing to give employees their scheduled raises and keeping them dangerously close to the edge of poverty, Stellar Motors  -- Dhaka’s largest automobile importer -- is confident it can reduce the risk of employees being robbed in the streets and losing the little wealth they might still possess.

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Things you can do when the internet is down

Due to maintenance work going on today on a submarine cable that brings us internet, connectivity will be disrupted for 12 hours between 7:00am and 7:00pm.

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Dhaka man loves metro rail so much that it’s affecting his relationship

The MRT-6 running at near full service has changed the lives of millions of Dhakaites. But for one Mirpur man, the changes have reached his home and private life.

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Assistant manager who threatened to resign 7 times made assistant deputy manager

An assistant manager in a local corporation has broken records by threatening to quit his position seven times in one day if he wasn’t given a promotion.  

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October 14, 2023
October 14, 2023

Politician wins Nobel in literature for artistically insulting opposition

A politician from Chapasthanhas won the Nobel Prize in literature in recognition for his artistic way of insulting opposition leaders during speeches. 

September 30, 2023
September 30, 2023

Scientist invents instant transmission to alleviate VIP movement-related frustration

Dr Impossibru Patwary, a physicist working at the Chetona Innovation Labs at Palashi University, claims to have invented a device that can help individuals transmit their bodies instantly across short to medium distances.

September 16, 2023
September 16, 2023

Bangladeshi toddler named in Shorbes 3 under 3

Azlazin Zafriath, a two-year-old from Dhaka, has been named in the prestigious Shorbes 3 under 3 2023 list.  

August 12, 2023
August 12, 2023

Millennial boss tries to joke with Gen Z employees, gets reported

Late last week, an assistant manager at a design agency called Creative Business Boys (CBB) was reported to HR by his subordinates.   

July 22, 2023
July 22, 2023

Poor man tries to pull himself up by his bootstraps, boots fall apart

Intriguing events unravelled last Tuesday, as Azib-o-Garib, Minister for Poverty, visited a slum in the capital’s Dogargaon area.  

July 15, 2023
July 15, 2023

Conspiracy theorist in shock after learning the real truth

“Conspiration nation, you don’t know the real truth but I do, and you won’t believe it but I have done that hard work for you so listen up!” — is how famous Twitch streamer and YouTuber, Sacchi Mucchi, popularly known as DeyBLyin, would begin most of his videos.

July 8, 2023
July 8, 2023

Buff man furious that fat-shaming is not allowed, goes back to binge eating

Paul O’wan, an Irish Bangladeshi fitness instructor and social media personality, has made headlines with a sudden change in lifestyle. The reason behind it raised even more eyebrows, even though it failed to raise weights.

June 24, 2023
June 24, 2023

Man’s faith in statistics crushed after 17th straight loss in rock paper scissors

Naive Haider, 23, has become an internet sensation after going live on Facebook to vent his frustration at his own misfortune.  

June 17, 2023
June 17, 2023

University decides to stack students on top of each other to maximise enrolment

In an unprecedented move, Bidirectional University, the country’s top private university, has decided to implement a stacking policy to maximise the number of students enrolled in the university. 

June 10, 2023
June 10, 2023

Tobacco company angered as low air quality makes their products useless

In a joint statement signed by Churut International (CI), tobacco companies expressed their disappointment at the rapidly deteriorating air quality in Dhaka and adjacent areas of the country.