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Satireday

Satire / Let's MoPE!

"Dhaka has become one big group project, where everyone's angry"

1m ago

Satire / Justice for Sale: Case Files Found at Tk 16 per Kg

Who knew justice could be 'that' quick, or cheap?

6m ago

Satire / BBA student gets married, calls it the best networking experience of his life

Nothing is impossible – if you believe in your ability to make the right connections, that is.

8m ago

Satire / iPhone 16 users claim biggest feature is a scam

The iPhone 16 series launched a couple of weeks ago, coinciding with a sudden rise in online ads by people selling human kidneys.

9m ago

Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control

In an unprecedented twist, the government keeps losing Aandar control while attempting to bring it under control. Aanda, or egg -- whatever people choose to call it doesn’t matter anymore as they are having breakfast without eggs.

9m ago

Holy League unveils new leftist wing

“We represent the thoughts, feelings and experiences of the majority of Bangladesh. Our policies, philosophies and ideals are all BLESSED. You must understand this,” he yelled at the crowd.

9m ago

A tale from the future: Ordinary students celebrate lynching 100th person

The year is 2028. Ordinary students have done something extraordinary yet again. Yesterday, they organised “Lunch for Lynching” to celebrate beating a hundred people to death since the “lucky seventh independence”.

9m ago

Satire / ‘Natok Kom Koro Pio’

“Natok kom koro Pio,” the man said, his white beard shaking with fury.

9m ago

Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission

When the world is busy inventing and discovering new things, the people of Chapasthan 2.0 are busy coming up with new demands with every passing hour.

Satire / Nation struggles with newfound freedom of speech

Who would have thought? From the yoke of authoritarianism, where everything you said had to be checked for the presence of words that could anger the powers that be, today, Bangladeshis can say whatever they want to.

The Long March but Short Flight

A section of former Awami League supporters, who consider themselves free thinkers, progressives, etc. and who also joined the students in demanding resignation of Hasina, have now decided to open a new political party, the Afsos League.

University-based club presidents demand veto power in UN

Just like permanent member countries of the United Nations Security Council, some club presidents of Bangladeshi universities believe they should have veto power regarding any issues, because they are no less important.

2y ago

Illegal devices to be permanently banned

The Minister’s Republic of Shondesh recently announced that its technology division, the Shondesh ‘We Totally know Technology’ Committee or Shondesh Tech Committee (STC), will crack down on any illegal devices present in the country. 

2y ago

Tigers finally settle on team combination after Netherlands’ qualification

The Bangladesh cricket team’s wait to settle upon a team combination finally ended yesterday, as they learned who their first opponents in the T20 World Cup would be.

2y ago

Entrepreneur says 17th venture is going to be next big thing

Local entrepreneur Belon Mahmud has announced on social media (Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Uber, Foodpanda, Pathao, and Twitter) that his next venture is going to be the next Big Thing. This will be Mahmud’s 17th venture, following his first 16 ventures that gave him some popularity or notoriety, depending on who you ask.

2y ago

9-yr-old annoyed at parents comparing him to Einstein

The phenomenon of a boy of barely 10 solving mathematics problems has taken social media by storm.  

2y ago

Country forcefully making youths with other dreams become cricketers

Best Cricket Board (BCB) has been accused of forcing young men, who never dreamed of playing cricket, to play the sport internationally.  

2y ago

Can this new phone erase her memories?

Are you planning to buy the new Damson S22 to replace your old phone, just like you’re looking for new love to fill the void your ex left behind? In this review, we’ll look into whether that’ll be a good decision. 

2y ago

Cow escaping proves she belongs to everyone, say alleged owners

Nik, the biggest cow of the northern Chapasthani village of Gorubadha, escaped on Wednesday, bringing an abrupt halt to all the festivities surrounding Village Elder Day.

2y ago

Two groups of students clash at university ranking celebration

What started as a celebration soon turned into tragedy.

2y ago

Script blank after crude words removed from Incel Point

A famous director recently became shocked seeing that his script was actually blank after he decided to remove crude language from his show, Incel Point.

2y ago