Satireday
Satire / BBA student gets married, calls it the best networking experience of his life
Nothing is impossible – if you believe in your ability to make the right connections, that is.
Satire / iPhone 16 users claim biggest feature is a scam
The iPhone 16 series launched a couple of weeks ago, coinciding with a sudden rise in online ads by people selling human kidneys.
Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control
In an unprecedented twist, the government keeps losing Aandar control while attempting to bring it under control. Aanda, or egg -- whatever people choose to call it doesn’t matter anymore as they are having breakfast without eggs.
Holy League unveils new leftist wing
“We represent the thoughts, feelings and experiences of the majority of Bangladesh. Our policies, philosophies and ideals are all BLESSED. You must understand this,” he yelled at the crowd.
A tale from the future: Ordinary students celebrate lynching 100th person
The year is 2028. Ordinary students have done something extraordinary yet again. Yesterday, they organised “Lunch for Lynching” to celebrate beating a hundred people to death since the “lucky seventh independence”.
Satire / ‘Natok Kom Koro Pio’
“Natok kom koro Pio,” the man said, his white beard shaking with fury.
Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission
When the world is busy inventing and discovering new things, the people of Chapasthan 2.0 are busy coming up with new demands with every passing hour.
Satire / Nation struggles with newfound freedom of speech
Who would have thought? From the yoke of authoritarianism, where everything you said had to be checked for the presence of words that could anger the powers that be, today, Bangladeshis can say whatever they want to.
Obsessed with rainbows, ex-faculty member slapped with restraining order
When the former part-time lecturer of Crack University was let go last year for his discriminatory language and actions, he was at a loss. Why had the university dismissed him for tearing up a book as an educator?
The Cancelling
The TV hummed slowly, filling the room with a soothing sound. Almost acting like a form of white noise.
Tyrant wakes up after 15 years, becomes good person
A tyrant who was on a drip of liquefied sleeping pills for the last 15 years because another tyrant had usurped him, woke up on August 7 and became a good person.
Private university students learning how to say ‘Sohomot Bhai’
Just when the students of private universities were thinking they had studied enough courses to be a “corporate frontrunner”, their universities introduced a new course, Introduction to Party-ing, to ensure that students could contribute to the holy politics of Chapasthan.
Considerate father lets daughter choose between medical and engineering
“I don’t believe in conventional parenting,” Asgar Alam talked about the inspirations behind his bold choice.
It’s hard to take catches past your bedtime
After Bangladesh’s quite embarrassing loss to Sri Lanka in the Asia Cup on Thursday, there was a predictable scapegoat. It was one of the greatest wicketkeeper-batters in the history of cricket, Mushfiqur Rahim, for dropping Kusal Mendis when the Lankan batter was yet to reach 10.
Bosses’ bibliophilia
Government officials of Chapasthan are preparing themselves to win Bookers and Nobel prizes for writing literature by reading books in office time.
Screenshot takes internet by Wind
A deleted Facebook post’s screenshot has been widely circulated among the netizens of Chapasthan.
University students become self-proclaimed fashion designers
A new movement has emerged in Chapasthan as university students claimed to be ‘fashion designers’ who can dictate which student should wear what. These self-proclaimed fashion designers seemed to be more concerned about female students’ attire than that of male students.
Paying less: The best way to prevent money laundering
Amid the epidemic of money laundering crimes, the country just invented a foolproof method of preventing people from doing dirty stuff with the money they don’t need.
Job opening for ‘Boss’s friend’s child’ gets record applications
A new position has opened up in Inequity Inc, one of the Misfortune 500 companies of the country.
Jalanta reveals his next epic
Bangla film’s action-comedy superstar, Jalanta Anil, has denied allegations of him lying about the budget of his latest film: Dhan- The Hay.
17 injured as marketing team pats itself on the back too hard
It was a regular day on the business floor of Dalal Inc. The keyboards clicked and phones rang, until suddenly, Debashish Das, head of marketing, ran out of his room waving around a paper at the entire office and declared that the deal had been sealed.