Satireday

Satireday

Satire / Let's MoPE!

"Dhaka has become one big group project, where everyone's angry"

1m ago

Satire / Justice for Sale: Case Files Found at Tk 16 per Kg

Who knew justice could be 'that' quick, or cheap?

6m ago

Satire / BBA student gets married, calls it the best networking experience of his life

Nothing is impossible – if you believe in your ability to make the right connections, that is.

8m ago

Satire / iPhone 16 users claim biggest feature is a scam

The iPhone 16 series launched a couple of weeks ago, coinciding with a sudden rise in online ads by people selling human kidneys.

9m ago

Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control

In an unprecedented twist, the government keeps losing Aandar control while attempting to bring it under control. Aanda, or egg -- whatever people choose to call it doesn’t matter anymore as they are having breakfast without eggs.

9m ago

Holy League unveils new leftist wing

“We represent the thoughts, feelings and experiences of the majority of Bangladesh. Our policies, philosophies and ideals are all BLESSED. You must understand this,” he yelled at the crowd.

9m ago

A tale from the future: Ordinary students celebrate lynching 100th person

The year is 2028. Ordinary students have done something extraordinary yet again. Yesterday, they organised “Lunch for Lynching” to celebrate beating a hundred people to death since the “lucky seventh independence”.

9m ago

Satire / ‘Natok Kom Koro Pio’

“Natok kom koro Pio,” the man said, his white beard shaking with fury.

9m ago

Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission

When the world is busy inventing and discovering new things, the people of Chapasthan 2.0 are busy coming up with new demands with every passing hour.

Satire / Nation struggles with newfound freedom of speech

Who would have thought? From the yoke of authoritarianism, where everything you said had to be checked for the presence of words that could anger the powers that be, today, Bangladeshis can say whatever they want to.

The Long March but Short Flight

A section of former Awami League supporters, who consider themselves free thinkers, progressives, etc. and who also joined the students in demanding resignation of Hasina, have now decided to open a new political party, the Afsos League.

Employee who constantly quotes boss reveals company secrets, fired

On Thursday morning, a marketing executive at Dalal Inc. discovered that his employment had been terminated as he mistakenly revealed company secrets.

2y ago

Blackout was planned to get people off social media: Officials

After the blackout this week, rumours have been rife on social media speculating its causes.

2y ago

Tri-state residents fuming because other areas got power back sooner

On Tuesday night, residents of Gulshan, Banani and Baridhara were beside themselves with rage after learning that electricity supply to other areas of Dhaka city resumed earlier than the posh part of town (PPT) following the eight-hour blackout due to a failure in the national grid.

2y ago

Son meets parents for the first time in 8 years during blackout

Shadman Sakib did not know what the blackout would bring, but he was pleasantly surprised.

2y ago

Son meets parents for the first time in 8 years during blackout

Shadman Sakib did not know what the blackout would bring, but he was pleasantly surprised.

2y ago

B,CB chief angry as team failed to prepare to fail

The chief of Board, Cricket Board (B,CB) was reportedly livid after the national team went to the Middle East and won both matches against lower-ranked opposition.  

2y ago

Police now 100% against crime

After months of deliberation, the police force of Beka City has finally come to the decision that they are now 100 percent against crime. 

2y ago

Not clashes, just students preparing for world cups

As we are heading towards back-to-back world cups this year, potential participants are spending more time preparing themselves, although most are still unsure of which world cup they are preparing for -- cricket, football or something else?  

2y ago

University student from apocalyptic city still concerned about CGPA

"CGPA > LIfe," says every engineering student ever.

2y ago

Employer invents new currency, ‘Exposure Dollars’

“Mr Raiyan, are you aware of why I called you here today?” asked Hamid from behind his desk, tapping his Matobbor Gel Pen on the table.

2y ago