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Satire / BBA student gets married, calls it the best networking experience of his life
Nothing is impossible – if you believe in your ability to make the right connections, that is.
Satire / iPhone 16 users claim biggest feature is a scam
The iPhone 16 series launched a couple of weeks ago, coinciding with a sudden rise in online ads by people selling human kidneys.
Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control
In an unprecedented twist, the government keeps losing Aandar control while attempting to bring it under control. Aanda, or egg -- whatever people choose to call it doesn’t matter anymore as they are having breakfast without eggs.
Holy League unveils new leftist wing
“We represent the thoughts, feelings and experiences of the majority of Bangladesh. Our policies, philosophies and ideals are all BLESSED. You must understand this,” he yelled at the crowd.
A tale from the future: Ordinary students celebrate lynching 100th person
The year is 2028. Ordinary students have done something extraordinary yet again. Yesterday, they organised “Lunch for Lynching” to celebrate beating a hundred people to death since the “lucky seventh independence”.
Satire / ‘Natok Kom Koro Pio’
“Natok kom koro Pio,” the man said, his white beard shaking with fury.
Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission
When the world is busy inventing and discovering new things, the people of Chapasthan 2.0 are busy coming up with new demands with every passing hour.
Satire / Nation struggles with newfound freedom of speech
Who would have thought? From the yoke of authoritarianism, where everything you said had to be checked for the presence of words that could anger the powers that be, today, Bangladeshis can say whatever they want to.
Obsessed with rainbows, ex-faculty member slapped with restraining order
When the former part-time lecturer of Crack University was let go last year for his discriminatory language and actions, he was at a loss. Why had the university dismissed him for tearing up a book as an educator?
The Cancelling
The TV hummed slowly, filling the room with a soothing sound. Almost acting like a form of white noise.
Tyrant wakes up after 15 years, becomes good person
A tyrant who was on a drip of liquefied sleeping pills for the last 15 years because another tyrant had usurped him, woke up on August 7 and became a good person.
Govt gifts houses to B,CB officials after players beat New Zealand
The government has gifted the officials of Board, Cricket Board (B,CB) houses and land in recognition of their service after the Chapasthan national team notched its greatest achievement by beating New Zealand in a Test in the southern-hemisphere nation.
Lifting citizens above the traffic with uthao
The government will launch ride-carrying service Uthao from today as part of its initiative to reduce the capital’s chronic traffic congestion.
Man who planned to be millionaire in 2021 borrows money for date in 2022
Bapparaj, a Chapasthani man who was supposed to be a multi-millionaire by 2021, ended the year by borrowing money from his friends to go on a date in 2022.
‘New year, new me,’ say same old people
The people of Chapasthan, who are renowned for being oblivious to the concept of a promise, have once again prepared their New Year’s resolutions.
Local comedians hurt by criticism, declare war on sub-editors worldwide
On Wednesday morning, Zarif Rifat, a sub-editor at The Quarterly Moon newspaper, announced that he’s starting a crowdfunding campaign to
Behind every successful women’s team, there are men
Behind every successful women’s team, there is a team of even more successful men.
Fare solution for air pollution?
Dhoka, the highly developed city of Chapasthan, has yet again been ranked second in the list of most polluted cities of the world.
Pandemic-era marriages invalid if reception not held by Feb ’22
The marriage certificates of those who tied the knot in the past two years will not be valid unless the couples hold a reception by February 28, 2022, the Lok Ki Bolbe division of the Chapasthan government said in a press release.
Lying is the new position of strength: Cricket captain
The Bobcats lost the Test match, even though it rained more than two days out of five in Merepoor.
Murad Takla no more?
Following the prime minister’s order to Murad Hassan to step down from his post as state minister for information and broadcasting, many people of the country mistakenly abandoned a rich cultural heritage.