Who knew justice could be 'that' quick, or cheap?
Nothing is impossible – if you believe in your ability to make the right connections, that is.
The iPhone 16 series launched a couple of weeks ago, coinciding with a sudden rise in online ads by people selling human kidneys.
In an unprecedented twist, the government keeps losing Aandar control while attempting to bring it under control. Aanda, or egg -- whatever people choose to call it doesn’t matter anymore as they are having breakfast without eggs.
“We represent the thoughts, feelings and experiences of the majority of Bangladesh. Our policies, philosophies and ideals are all BLESSED. You must understand this,” he yelled at the crowd.
The year is 2028. Ordinary students have done something extraordinary yet again. Yesterday, they organised “Lunch for Lynching” to celebrate beating a hundred people to death since the “lucky seventh independence”.
“Natok kom koro Pio,” the man said, his white beard shaking with fury.
When the world is busy inventing and discovering new things, the people of Chapasthan 2.0 are busy coming up with new demands with every passing hour.
Who would have thought? From the yoke of authoritarianism, where everything you said had to be checked for the presence of words that could anger the powers that be, today, Bangladeshis can say whatever they want to.
A section of former Awami League supporters, who consider themselves free thinkers, progressives, etc. and who also joined the students in demanding resignation of Hasina, have now decided to open a new political party, the Afsos League.
Older millennials are rushing to have babies as they hit their late and early thirties milestones -- a receding hairline, a growing tummy and aching joints.
The country is in sheer despair after becoming the second most corrupt country in South Asia. The year-long endeavours and performances were rendered futile in just a matter of seconds as soon as the Winning Opacity Worldwide (WOW) list was published.
The following is an excerpt from the diary of a VC, which Satireday obtained when he left home to get sushi after the end of the students’ hunger strike:
“The money you make is a symbol of the value you create, Idowu Koyenikan had written, and I did just that by ensuring people get to work from home during the surge of this new Covid variant. I valued people’s lives and that earned me cash recognition and general recognition of course.”
A local man has won a competition to be the inspiration for the new “#Covidiot” emoji to be introduced soon by Apple.
“If silence can be the sign of consent, why shouldn’t it be the sign of sustainable education?” the spokesperson of VC, a group of meritorious students popularly known as Valo Chatra, asked during a press conference.
A revolutionary new study has revealed that there are more food bloggers and vloggers than actual customers in a majority of the capital’s restaurants.
The International Institute of Naming Covid-22 Strains (IINCS) yesterday succumbed to pressure from the pro-Covid lobby and named the newest variant after tennis legend Novak Djokovic.
“There’s no way I’m going to let these people go back home again,” Mamun from HR murmured. “What will happen to the company’s synergy, dynamism and disruption, if there is no one to synergise, dynamise and disrupt at the office?
Local police yesterday arrested the parents of a newborn after a barrage of complaints were lodged against them by their friends for using their child to escape social niceties.
