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Satire / BBA student gets married, calls it the best networking experience of his life
Nothing is impossible – if you believe in your ability to make the right connections, that is.
Satire / iPhone 16 users claim biggest feature is a scam
The iPhone 16 series launched a couple of weeks ago, coinciding with a sudden rise in online ads by people selling human kidneys.
Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control
In an unprecedented twist, the government keeps losing Aandar control while attempting to bring it under control. Aanda, or egg -- whatever people choose to call it doesn’t matter anymore as they are having breakfast without eggs.
Holy League unveils new leftist wing
“We represent the thoughts, feelings and experiences of the majority of Bangladesh. Our policies, philosophies and ideals are all BLESSED. You must understand this,” he yelled at the crowd.
A tale from the future: Ordinary students celebrate lynching 100th person
The year is 2028. Ordinary students have done something extraordinary yet again. Yesterday, they organised “Lunch for Lynching” to celebrate beating a hundred people to death since the “lucky seventh independence”.
Satire / ‘Natok Kom Koro Pio’
“Natok kom koro Pio,” the man said, his white beard shaking with fury.
Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission
When the world is busy inventing and discovering new things, the people of Chapasthan 2.0 are busy coming up with new demands with every passing hour.
Satire / Nation struggles with newfound freedom of speech
Who would have thought? From the yoke of authoritarianism, where everything you said had to be checked for the presence of words that could anger the powers that be, today, Bangladeshis can say whatever they want to.
Obsessed with rainbows, ex-faculty member slapped with restraining order
When the former part-time lecturer of Crack University was let go last year for his discriminatory language and actions, he was at a loss. Why had the university dismissed him for tearing up a book as an educator?
The Cancelling
The TV hummed slowly, filling the room with a soothing sound. Almost acting like a form of white noise.
Tyrant wakes up after 15 years, becomes good person
A tyrant who was on a drip of liquefied sleeping pills for the last 15 years because another tyrant had usurped him, woke up on August 7 and became a good person.
Morally upstanding preacher loves wife so much, he wants two of them
A morally upstanding preacher, who made a name for himself by spewing violent vitriol against more liberal members of his community on a daily basis, yesterday disclosed to the media that he had a side-wife as well.
Covid vaccine linked with risk of Mark-cysts
Constipacy theorists in our country have long known that the SARS CoV-2 virus which causes COVID-19, was lab-manufactured.
Country to go for Mockdowns, not lockdowns
Is it the third wave of the pandemic or the second? While that question is up for debate, there’s no question that Chapasthan, popularly known as Singapore and the America of the east, has been witnessing its second country-wide lockdown.
Transfer is the greatest punishment: ICJ declares
The International Court of Jokes (ICJ) has recently declared that a transfer is one of the worst punishments and is a fitting form of ‘capital’ punishment for many government officials.
Covid-19 times return to coincide with end of Country’s grand celebrations
The infamous Covid-19 virus, which gained notoriety for being the sexiest and most talked about modern day infection, demonstrated its kindness by waiting for The Country to finishing celebrating the greatest festival ever seen.
‘Homelessness a great excuse to work harder’
Is it better to stay in a toilet for seven months with four others or is it better to work 10-hour shifts with no toilet breaks?
US court to give ‘Bad day’ pass to Caucasian mass shooters
The top court in the famously free and notoriously democratic United States of America, the greatest country in the world, is ready to go a step further to endear itself to its most prized kind of citizens.
Bangladeshi cricketers turn to photography after failing on the pitch
Earlier this month, several unidentified rumours were circulating about a bunch of Bangladeshi cricketers having travelled to a foreign country to learn the basics of photography.
People who ‘managed’ crucial vaccine despite not meeting criteria still proud of themselves
Of all the people who inundated the country’s social media feed with pictures of them getting vaccinated, more than half had not met the criteria, data from a public health watchdog shows.
Man without mask mad at unmasked man for sneezing
In the early days of the corona outbreak, it was a herculean task to find a single person without a mask.