HORRORSCOPE

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Sundays are the best of the worst.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Let's get down to business. You're going to face all your job interviews in the future.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

There is no way my brudda.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Do you believe in life after love? I really don't think you're strong enough.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

The alignment of the stars does not dictate your fate in any way.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Country roads, take me home, unless it's in North Bengal because the roads have lost it.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Remember, remember, the rain in November; old and tacky, please stop.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Who likes melted ice cream anyway?

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Great men have tried and failed, are you good enough to make every my dreams come true?

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Able bodied men and women need to sit up and turn down the AC/fan because it's getting cold.

6y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Melted chocolate can be lethal if put in the right place.

6y ago