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Satire / BBA student gets married, calls it the best networking experience of his life
Nothing is impossible – if you believe in your ability to make the right connections, that is.
Satire / iPhone 16 users claim biggest feature is a scam
The iPhone 16 series launched a couple of weeks ago, coinciding with a sudden rise in online ads by people selling human kidneys.
Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control
In an unprecedented twist, the government keeps losing Aandar control while attempting to bring it under control. Aanda, or egg -- whatever people choose to call it doesn’t matter anymore as they are having breakfast without eggs.
Holy League unveils new leftist wing
“We represent the thoughts, feelings and experiences of the majority of Bangladesh. Our policies, philosophies and ideals are all BLESSED. You must understand this,” he yelled at the crowd.
A tale from the future: Ordinary students celebrate lynching 100th person
The year is 2028. Ordinary students have done something extraordinary yet again. Yesterday, they organised “Lunch for Lynching” to celebrate beating a hundred people to death since the “lucky seventh independence”.
Satire / ‘Natok Kom Koro Pio’
“Natok kom koro Pio,” the man said, his white beard shaking with fury.
Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission
When the world is busy inventing and discovering new things, the people of Chapasthan 2.0 are busy coming up with new demands with every passing hour.
Satire / Nation struggles with newfound freedom of speech
Who would have thought? From the yoke of authoritarianism, where everything you said had to be checked for the presence of words that could anger the powers that be, today, Bangladeshis can say whatever they want to.
Obsessed with rainbows, ex-faculty member slapped with restraining order
When the former part-time lecturer of Crack University was let go last year for his discriminatory language and actions, he was at a loss. Why had the university dismissed him for tearing up a book as an educator?
The Cancelling
The TV hummed slowly, filling the room with a soothing sound. Almost acting like a form of white noise.
Tyrant wakes up after 15 years, becomes good person
A tyrant who was on a drip of liquefied sleeping pills for the last 15 years because another tyrant had usurped him, woke up on August 7 and became a good person.
Man reactivates his FB to congratulate new student leaders
Telmar Uddin, who has been deactivating his Facebook account for the past 2 years to secure CGPA- 4, reactivated his account recently just to congratulate newly elected student leaders as he believes that is more important and prestigious than securing the highest CGPA.
We want Bangladeshi refs for 2026: FIFA
In a recent and shocking move, Fifa has chosen to recruit regular, non-footballing Bangladeshis as referees for the next World Cup, after being blown away by their intense and almost unbeatable knowledge of the game.
New app "DuiLingo" helps students talk to professors without offending them
The solution that ends the plight of all university students.
Scaloni irked by Messi and Co watching Tigers play India
It seems that Lionel Messi’s quest for the elusive World Cup title is going to be a much tougher task than expected and, quite surprisingly,
Oxford University to sue Brazil for proving its prediction wrong
People used to have more faith in Oxford University’s research than they had in themselves.
Youth fulfils dream of becoming junior marketing manager
According to my parents, the first word that came out of my mouth was “synergy”. Hi, I’m Subodh Chakladar, the greatest junior marketing manager that ever lived.
Corporate to give out awards based on social media vibe
Board members of Big Corporation were in a quandary. A large number of their employees had started having an ethical dilemma. Many of the company’s employees had already quit after company data on farmers’ actual earnings and carbon footprint got anonymously released.
Triggered by ‘seasonal fan’ tag, man quits job to watch football
What else could be more humiliating than to be called a “seasonal fan”, that too in the midst of the enthralling football world cup?
Spain dominate their way to flight back home
Spain head coach Luis Enrique proved that he was a man of his word, delivering exactly what he had promised in La Furia Roja’s Round of 16 clash in the World Cup against Morocco.
Bangladeshi fans abandon European football for Saudi league as Ronaldo joins Al-Nassr
These fans claim that they’ve been fans of Saudi Arabian football for quite a while now.