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Satire / BBA student gets married, calls it the best networking experience of his life
Nothing is impossible – if you believe in your ability to make the right connections, that is.
Satire / iPhone 16 users claim biggest feature is a scam
The iPhone 16 series launched a couple of weeks ago, coinciding with a sudden rise in online ads by people selling human kidneys.
Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control
In an unprecedented twist, the government keeps losing Aandar control while attempting to bring it under control. Aanda, or egg -- whatever people choose to call it doesn’t matter anymore as they are having breakfast without eggs.
Holy League unveils new leftist wing
“We represent the thoughts, feelings and experiences of the majority of Bangladesh. Our policies, philosophies and ideals are all BLESSED. You must understand this,” he yelled at the crowd.
A tale from the future: Ordinary students celebrate lynching 100th person
The year is 2028. Ordinary students have done something extraordinary yet again. Yesterday, they organised “Lunch for Lynching” to celebrate beating a hundred people to death since the “lucky seventh independence”.
Satire / ‘Natok Kom Koro Pio’
“Natok kom koro Pio,” the man said, his white beard shaking with fury.
Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission
When the world is busy inventing and discovering new things, the people of Chapasthan 2.0 are busy coming up with new demands with every passing hour.
Satire / Nation struggles with newfound freedom of speech
Who would have thought? From the yoke of authoritarianism, where everything you said had to be checked for the presence of words that could anger the powers that be, today, Bangladeshis can say whatever they want to.
Obsessed with rainbows, ex-faculty member slapped with restraining order
When the former part-time lecturer of Crack University was let go last year for his discriminatory language and actions, he was at a loss. Why had the university dismissed him for tearing up a book as an educator?
The Cancelling
The TV hummed slowly, filling the room with a soothing sound. Almost acting like a form of white noise.
Tyrant wakes up after 15 years, becomes good person
A tyrant who was on a drip of liquefied sleeping pills for the last 15 years because another tyrant had usurped him, woke up on August 7 and became a good person.
University-based club presidents demand veto power in UN
Just like permanent member countries of the United Nations Security Council, some club presidents of Bangladeshi universities believe they should have veto power regarding any issues, because they are no less important.
Tigers finally settle on team combination after Netherlands’ qualification
The Bangladesh cricket team’s wait to settle upon a team combination finally ended yesterday, as they learned who their first opponents in the T20 World Cup would be.
Entrepreneur says 17th venture is going to be next big thing
Local entrepreneur Belon Mahmud has announced on social media (Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Uber, Foodpanda, Pathao, and Twitter) that his next venture is going to be the next Big Thing. This will be Mahmud’s 17th venture, following his first 16 ventures that gave him some popularity or notoriety, depending on who you ask.
9-yr-old annoyed at parents comparing him to Einstein
The phenomenon of a boy of barely 10 solving mathematics problems has taken social media by storm.
Illegal devices to be permanently banned
The Minister’s Republic of Shondesh recently announced that its technology division, the Shondesh ‘We Totally know Technology’ Committee or Shondesh Tech Committee (STC), will crack down on any illegal devices present in the country.
Country forcefully making youths with other dreams become cricketers
Best Cricket Board (BCB) has been accused of forcing young men, who never dreamed of playing cricket, to play the sport internationally.
Can this new phone erase her memories?
Are you planning to buy the new Damson S22 to replace your old phone, just like you’re looking for new love to fill the void your ex left behind? In this review, we’ll look into whether that’ll be a good decision.
Cow escaping proves she belongs to everyone, say alleged owners
Nik, the biggest cow of the northern Chapasthani village of Gorubadha, escaped on Wednesday, bringing an abrupt halt to all the festivities surrounding Village Elder Day.
Two groups of students clash at university ranking celebration
What started as a celebration soon turned into tragedy.
Script blank after crude words removed from Incel Point
A famous director recently became shocked seeing that his script was actually blank after he decided to remove crude language from his show, Incel Point.