Satireday

Satireday

Satire / Let's MoPE!

"Dhaka has become one big group project, where everyone's angry"

1m ago

Satire / Justice for Sale: Case Files Found at Tk 16 per Kg

Who knew justice could be 'that' quick, or cheap?

5m ago

Satire / BBA student gets married, calls it the best networking experience of his life

Nothing is impossible – if you believe in your ability to make the right connections, that is.

8m ago

Satire / iPhone 16 users claim biggest feature is a scam

The iPhone 16 series launched a couple of weeks ago, coinciding with a sudden rise in online ads by people selling human kidneys.

9m ago

Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control

In an unprecedented twist, the government keeps losing Aandar control while attempting to bring it under control. Aanda, or egg -- whatever people choose to call it doesn’t matter anymore as they are having breakfast without eggs.

9m ago

Holy League unveils new leftist wing

“We represent the thoughts, feelings and experiences of the majority of Bangladesh. Our policies, philosophies and ideals are all BLESSED. You must understand this,” he yelled at the crowd.

9m ago

A tale from the future: Ordinary students celebrate lynching 100th person

The year is 2028. Ordinary students have done something extraordinary yet again. Yesterday, they organised “Lunch for Lynching” to celebrate beating a hundred people to death since the “lucky seventh independence”.

9m ago

Satire / ‘Natok Kom Koro Pio’

“Natok kom koro Pio,” the man said, his white beard shaking with fury.

9m ago

Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission

When the world is busy inventing and discovering new things, the people of Chapasthan 2.0 are busy coming up with new demands with every passing hour.

Satire / Nation struggles with newfound freedom of speech

Who would have thought? From the yoke of authoritarianism, where everything you said had to be checked for the presence of words that could anger the powers that be, today, Bangladeshis can say whatever they want to.

The Long March but Short Flight

A section of former Awami League supporters, who consider themselves free thinkers, progressives, etc. and who also joined the students in demanding resignation of Hasina, have now decided to open a new political party, the Afsos League.

Man at youth rally feeling young again at tender age of 65

A 65-year-old man, who travelled all the way from Dinajpore to Dhoka to attend a youth rally yesterday said he was very, very excited to live out his sunset years as a youth.  

2y ago

Bangladesh’s ‘Works at Facebook’ community chilling despite mass layoff

You may wonder how the large number of people in Bangladesh, with a bio on Facebook claiming that they work at Facebook, are coping after hearing that the social media site’s founder Mark Zuckerberg has fired 11,000 employees.  

2y ago

Man who never received female attention shares meme that says “women”

Shadman Sakib gave up on love forever after his 43rd attempt to talk to a girl went in vain.

2y ago

Elon Musk selling sarees on Twitter

After spending $44 billion on the acquisition of Twitter, Elon Musk was fearful about his potential fall from the spot of world’s richest person.  

2y ago

‘Kohli’s verdict should be respected’, says umpire

A match official from the Elitest Panel of the Unified Cricket Council (UCC) Umpires has opined that Virat Kohli’s opinion holds more water than any umpires’ in the world, and it should be given due consideration when the India superstar signals a decision.

2y ago

What do ghosts in Bangladesh eat?

“Shukhe thakle, bhoote kilay”

2y ago

Bangladeshi parent attempts to train AI model, ends up inflicting lifelong trauma on computer

Things aren’t looking good for computers as deshi parents are trying out machine learning for the first time. 

2y ago

Fans upset after celebrity didn’t ask for approval before marriage

Bangladeshi Gen-Z is having its coming-of-age moment as their behaviour transforms into the boomer spectrum.

2y ago

Having gone thru monumental wedding, bride to now train mountaineers

“You see the beauty, the picture-perfect pictures. You see the grand stage, the choreographed dances. You see the summit above the clouds. But you don’t see the rain that those clouds contain,” wrote Amy Joyee in a Facebook status, eight long months after her wedding.

2y ago

Tigers losing quickly because of energy crisis: Sources

Defeats like the 104-run thrashing at the hands of South Africa in the T20 World Cup is part of the cricket board’s plan, keeping in mind the current energy crisis in the country, and the peculiarities of the Bangladesh cricket fan.

2y ago