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Satireday

Satire / Let's MoPE!

"Dhaka has become one big group project, where everyone's angry"

1m ago

Satire / Justice for Sale: Case Files Found at Tk 16 per Kg

Who knew justice could be 'that' quick, or cheap?

6m ago

Satire / BBA student gets married, calls it the best networking experience of his life

Nothing is impossible – if you believe in your ability to make the right connections, that is.

8m ago

Satire / iPhone 16 users claim biggest feature is a scam

The iPhone 16 series launched a couple of weeks ago, coinciding with a sudden rise in online ads by people selling human kidneys.

9m ago

Government losing ‘Aandar’ control trying to bring it under control

In an unprecedented twist, the government keeps losing Aandar control while attempting to bring it under control. Aanda, or egg -- whatever people choose to call it doesn’t matter anymore as they are having breakfast without eggs.

9m ago

Holy League unveils new leftist wing

“We represent the thoughts, feelings and experiences of the majority of Bangladesh. Our policies, philosophies and ideals are all BLESSED. You must understand this,” he yelled at the crowd.

9m ago

A tale from the future: Ordinary students celebrate lynching 100th person

The year is 2028. Ordinary students have done something extraordinary yet again. Yesterday, they organised “Lunch for Lynching” to celebrate beating a hundred people to death since the “lucky seventh independence”.

9m ago

Satire / ‘Natok Kom Koro Pio’

“Natok kom koro Pio,” the man said, his white beard shaking with fury.

9m ago

Altruistic prisoners demand work-from-jail permission

When the world is busy inventing and discovering new things, the people of Chapasthan 2.0 are busy coming up with new demands with every passing hour.

Satire / Nation struggles with newfound freedom of speech

Who would have thought? From the yoke of authoritarianism, where everything you said had to be checked for the presence of words that could anger the powers that be, today, Bangladeshis can say whatever they want to.

The Long March but Short Flight

A section of former Awami League supporters, who consider themselves free thinkers, progressives, etc. and who also joined the students in demanding resignation of Hasina, have now decided to open a new political party, the Afsos League.

Aurangzeb’s crown found in a local tea-stall

According to news circulating on the internet, the crown of the late 18th-century Mughal Emperor Aurangzeb has been found in a local tea stall.  

3y ago

Vaccine registration builds antibodies: Study

In a revolutionary new study conducted last week – meaning it started and ended last week, the rpm was off the charts, experts say – by Chapasthan scientists offers the potential to solve all problems.

3y ago

Tali-Ban ready to deploy peacekeepers in Southeast Asian countries plagued by US bullying

In support of allies China, a spokesperson of Tali-ban -- a religious organisation which shoots on site anyone who is seen clapping in joy --- on Thursday has declared that the group is ready to deploy peacekeepers in Southeast Asian countries bullied by the United States.  

3y ago

Notorious e-commerce platform brings in ‘foreign investments’

Last Friday, renowned business guru and founder of E-Gorge, Bruhssel Bromad, announced to thousands of his followers and fanboys through his Facebook live stream that E-Gorge had finally procured some foreign investment. 

3y ago

Jeff Bezos named baldest rich man alive; locals believe they have better candidates

Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos was named the baldest rich man alive, but that has raised an outcry around the world – especially in Chapasthan.  

3y ago

US Open places toilets on court after controversy over long bathroom breaks

To stop complaints about long bathroom breaks taken by players during matches, the US Open authorities have placed porta potties on court. 

3y ago

Dhoka police take up journalism

Dhoka police yesterday launched a news website, exclusively to share news, updates, and their latest accomplishments with the people of the country. 

3y ago

The other keeper feels ghosted like a middle child

Following the head coach’s decision to split the wicketkeeping duties for the ongoing unilaterally-confidence-booster five-match T20I against the team whose neighbour got thumped 4-1 of late, every Khalid, Nakib and Faisal in the host country has an opinion on this matter.  

3y ago

We swear on our wives and daughters that we will be less misogynistic: Reformed misogynists

A Very Religious Organisation in the newly unliberated country of Ivegoneinsane has garnered international acclaim after they said they will be less misogynistic than they were 20 years ago.

3y ago

You think you woke me?

Woke Folk has opened its doors to the public, and offers solutions to anyone who wants to appear more woke than the person they are arguing with, especially on online platforms.

3y ago